Because I rock.
I'll be giving away my effort to make your wildest dreams come true as long as I can make it happen with a piece of paper and pencil.

I also could sex you up. But traveling for sex... Why do I disgress like this?
... And how did my mind drift away like that?

It's been more annoying lately to drift away because for the first time EVER, I'm aware that I am drifting away.
It's like having your mouth open and being the first one to notice that it's open...

... Anyway, I'm making stuff just for whoever wants me to draw something for them and if I like your request I'll sure as hell try my best to make it.
So, if you happen to catch this and you think of anything for me to draw, make sure to holla at me and I'll sure take you into consideration. I might just tell you to fuck off, but that scenario is very unlikely to happen.

I'm not sure how many free comissions I'm doing or if I'm actually doing to finish any of them, but... Hey, it's free. You might as well get in line
AND YOU DESERVE IT, DEAR BY-STANDER I don't... Really know.

To God: Did you just.. Did what you did when you did what to me what I think you did?

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[Update 2]
Don't be afraid to ask for a request now that I'm in a giving mood. The only thing I guarantee I wouldn't do is inflation art.
Currently doing requests for:

Done- Her OC Mechapuff 2
Her twin characters, Kuromaru and Kuromi.
"Baby Daisy growing a cow tail and udder (The udder is about 1/3 her size) which rip holes through the tailbone and genital areas on her diaper and grow underneath her skirt!".
Conceptual art with her and her friend as characters.
Re-design of the DC comics' character KGBeast.
Original Sonic style characters Reign and Maji.
Creative interpretaition of one of her photos.
Her two original characters, Sabra and Nehemiah.
Her original character, StAn.

's contest entry... OH SHIT! I totally forgot.

[UPDATE 2]

I've done 106 of the stpudest things:

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette (Don't smoke though)
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

SO FAR: 3

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone (I can't believe myself)
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 6

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (And still do)
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die (I've seen alot of things die, how is this stupid?)

SO FAR: 9

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart friends (Technical relative infatuation... You know who you are. You charming mofo... I guess even you own rapture loves you)
( ) Been To Paris
(x) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 13

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 16

Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 21

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party (Hehe, I'm a fag...)
(x) Flown A Kite(By night)
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding (Great memories)
(x) Played Dress Up (For myself (very often) I have a few giggles and when in group, I'm in heaven)

SO FAR: 26

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game ()
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School (More often than you think)

SO far: 30

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake(I miss my grandpa)

SO FAR: 32

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 34

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest (I deserved that)
(x) Been Suspended From School (I deserved that, also)
(x) Had Detention (I did not deserve that)
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident (More than once with cars, I actually think they're fun... The ingravity)

SO FAR: 38

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces (I have very straight teeth)
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (You know? It's technically a big glass filled with soy bean vainilla icecream... It was a sin, such a creamy sin)
(x) Danced in the moonlight (Naked )

SO FAR : 40

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look.
(x) Witnessed A Crime (Fun theft, to murder, to corporate fraud)
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes (Damnit, now I'm looking at them)

SO FAR: 44

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like you where dying (Day one)

SO FAR: 47

Level 16
(x) Cried to sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins (They didn't think it was funny)

SO FAR: 52

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain (I need to do that more often)

SO FAR: 56

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (Seriously, who hasn't?)
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About (I guess I should do that)
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 60

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading (Bad times D:...)
(x) Had A Wish Come True
(x) Been Humped By A Monkey (And so many other kinds of animal)

SO FAR: 65

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls (I be shinnin in pearls, playah)
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
(x) Swam With Dolphins (They're really cute)

SO FAR: 69

Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube (XD)
( ) Kicked A Fish (D: WTF?!)
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 72

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel (And hurt my hand)
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours (Not even with girlfriends I last more than 20 minutes)
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about (They offered me their mouth :/)

SO FAR: 75

Level 24
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone (...And accompanied, I'm a wuss. If I act "bored" I'm scared)

SO FAR: 78

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have / had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes (15 was the most)
(x) Gone Streaking (-_-)
(x) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 81

Level 26
(x) Played Chicken (First gay kiss and latest fracture)
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on (And swam around for a bit)
(x) Been told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger (They even loved me and tried to take off my pants)
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused ("Oh, look... A ballon/dandelion/bird eating/ladybug/rubber band" Really, who hasn't?)

SO FAR: 86

Level 27
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later (R.I.P. fish)
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly (Once touched, they never get off the ground...)
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed (Good times...)

SO FAR: 89

Level 28
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone (I have an obsessive respect for strangers, but my friends get the worst of me)
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair (They ended up looking like a viking though)
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 96

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster (Best family day EVER!!!)
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone (I never have the heart to keep it up)
(x) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 100

Level 30
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat (I'm not a cat person)
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 104

Level 31
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint (Happens more than I'd like to admit)
( ) Had sex in the rain (There's an interesting project)
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas (We put 3 bucks worth of change into a little compact car with 7 people and it traveled 60 miles... Fuck KEET, now that's an amazing car)

Total: 106

Repost this with the title:
I've Done [POST YOUR SCORE] of the 120 stupidest things